Fri. Nov 22nd, 2019

Amnesty International Issues Travel Warning for America due to ‘Gun Violence.’ They Get Wrecked.

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My favorite leftist talking point is how terrible America actually is… so we should totally allow entry to every and all migrants, asylum seekers, and poor innocent children who may have been dragged here by sex traffickers. Right on schedule, Amnesty International dropped this little number, issuing a warning to all those stupids hoping to travel to Estados Unidos. According to Amnesty International, America’s “gun violence” problem now amounts to a human rights case. Oh noes! Not thinking through to the next round of how people would respond, Amnesty International likely thought they were being both clever and virtuous with this nugget. When really, everyone had a variation of the exact same response. It’s the same response you’re itching to peck out in the comments section. Brace yourself for obvious border commentary:

EVERYONE: IN AMERICA, BULLETS FLY FREELY LIKE CONDOMS AT A GAY ORGY. THERE’S A GUN AROUND EVERY DAMN CORNER, JUST WAITING TO KILL YOUR BABIES. YOU MAY THINK YOU’RE SAFE WHEN YOU’RE OUT SNIFFING GARLIC, BUT OH NO. AMERICA IS LIKE THAT OPENING SCENE IN ‘TERMINATOR’ SKULLS AND BODIES EVERYWHERE. ENTER THIS SHITTY COUNTRY AT YOUR OWN RISK, BUT DON’T ENTER IT. YOU MIGHT BLOODY DIE FROM THE BOOM BOOMS!!!! AHHHHHHHH!

Likely you thought the exact same thing as everyone else who saw this tweet. If America is such a sinking hole of suck, littered with brass casings, then maybe we should warn people who think this place is the promised land of milk and honey I need another welfare check, por favor.

Can I get an “amen”? Maybe we don’t need a wall. Maybe we need Amnesty International to trot over to Dunder Mifflin and make themselves some signs.

Shut up, Neal. We have got to spread this message to all those welfare-teet-suckers hoping to score off our generosity. What better way than to suggest people who travel here have a better chance getting grazed by a flying bullet than getting a fat payout? Be cool.

All of America is a war zone. In America, the cakes are gay, the men be privileged, and the caps be popping up in people’s asses. STAY AWAY!

We need Trump to print out this tweet and give it to the Mexican President, rapido.

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Author: Courtney Kirchoff